Published Apr 25, 2017
Few comedians have had as successful a career as Amy Schumer.
Since rocketing to national attention during the 2007 season of Last Comic Standing, the former Gotham Comedy Club regular has gone on to roast Charlie Sheen, tour the world, host Saturday Night Live, star in a major motion picture and have her own TV show.
Now, she's set to star alongside one of her comedy idols in Snatched, an uproarious-looking action comedy starring silver screen legend Goldie Hawn about a mother and daughter who find themselves in a heap load of trouble after being abducted while on a tropical vacation. The film also stars Joan Cusack, Ike Barinholtz, Wanda Sykes, Colin Quinn and Christopher Meloni.
Before Snatched comes to theatres on May 12, we decided to dig deep and share our 14 favourite Amy Schumer moments from the past few years.
Peruse the list below, and let us know what you think by commenting on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. (And, in case it isn't obvious, most of these are NSFW, so don't come complaining to us if you accidentally leave your speakers on at work.)
Amy Schumer Harasses Bradley Cooper
Most people who've reached the end of Schumer's recent Leather Special have probably seen this bit, but it's fun to see how it has evolved while doing the talk show/stadium/club circuit over the past two years.
Choice line: "It looks like a leopard and a panther mated and made the most bang-able human."
Inside Amy Schumer – "Last Fuckable Day"
Schumer recruits Tina Fey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Patricia Arquette for this quotable sketch that shines a hilarious light on Hollywood's ongoing problem with ageism.
Choice line: "I guess they're remaking Boyhood with Selena Gomez in my part."
Amy Schumer Gets Heckled In Stockholm
Schumer doesn't mess around when it comes to hecklers, which is why this clip from 2016, in which a sexist pig gets booted from a show in Sweden only two minutes in, continues to delight us.
Choice line: "If you yell again, you're going to be yelling 'show your tits' to people in the parking lot."
Amy Schumer's Hilarious Acceptance Speech at the 2015 Glamour Awards
After winning the Trailblazer Award at Glamour Magazine's 2015 awards ceremony in the UK, Schumer stepped to the podium and delivered a hilarious speech about puberty, supermodels and how weak men's magazine photo-shoots are.
Choice line: "'Can you hold this plastic dick over your head and we're going to shoot, like, actual cum out of it?'"
Inside Amy Schumer – "Night Terrors"
For Schumer, nothing's scarier than being allergic to alcohol and being surrounded by a bunch of Patriots fans, guests at a baby shower and Soviet-era aesthetician.
Choice line: "It looks like inside of barbershop vacuum."
Amy Schumer at The Roast of Charlie Sheen
The Ryan Dunn joke was pretty offside, but the rest of Schumer's short set on the dais went off without a hitch, and helped establish herself as one of comedies rising stars.
Choice line: "Charlie, you get a bad rap, but you're just like Bruce Willis, you know? You were big in the '80s, and now your old slot's being filled with Ashton Kutcher."
Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer at the Golden Globes 2016
Not since Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have a pair of actors been better suited at delivering a comedy award as awkwardly as these two.
Choice line: Schumer saying her couple nickname is "AmesTomHardy."
Inside Amy Schumer – "Love Tub"
Schumer takes shots at the ridiculousness of highly sexualized, one-true-love reality TV with this classic sketch from her show's 2013 season.
Choice line: "I'm like more than flirting with a yeast right now. My pee is like someone's blowing glass down there."
Amy Schumer Gets Katfished By Jake Gyllenhaal
Jake Gyllenhaal plays an earnest, ferret-wielding version of himself in this Inside Amy Schumer sketch that finds the comedian poking fun at one of MTV's most popular shows (and the pseudo-celebrities they're known to spawn).
Choice line: "I hope it's an overweight lesbian who can't make eye contact."
Inside Amy Schumer – "Milk Milk Lemonade"
Iggy Azalea and Jennifer Lopez probably had no idea what hit them when this surprisingly catchy satirical music video featuring Amber Rose and Method Man dropped.
Choice line: "You say you don't like asses because I fart and break your glasses."
Amy Schumer Explains Prank on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Taking to British late night staple The Graham Norton Show, Schumer — sitting alongside Samuel L. Jackson and Stephen Merchant — recounts the time she tripped in front of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian on a red carpet.
Choice line: "Thank you, I'm doing God's work."
Inside Amy Schumer – "Plain Jane"
Schumer plays a plain-clothes Miami police officer whose special skill involves blending into a crowd.
Choice line: "If this club were in Pittsburgh, I would have been spotted a mile away. But in the land of perfect tens, threes just don't count."
JFL: All Access - Amy Schumer "Women's Magazines"
Sadly, not all women's magazines are as good as Glamour.
Choice line: "They're like, 'You're over 30. Your vagina looks like a pile of trash! Buy this lip gloss.'"
Inside Amy Schumer – "Strip Club"
Schumer shows that being able to "hang with the dudes" can take a dark turn, especially when strippers are involved."
Choice line: "I am sooo cool with it."
Snatched hits Canadian theatres this Mother's Day Weekend.